A few posts down I was sort of making fun of the Satan-Mobile.
The reason that you should never, never, never tease Satan is that his revenge is swift and to the point.
Today, running late as usual, I went out to the car and guess what?
F*cker wouldn't start.
The dash lights all come on, and when I turn the ignition it just goes click click.
Satan, I hate you, but I am sorry! I swear!
I will never make fun of the Blue Bomber again!
PS: Anyone out there know how to make it go click click VRROOM?