Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Pretty fashion is KILLING me....

I wore very pricy, very fabulous red shoes today and consequently wore my soles of my feet off.

They are gorgeous shoes and I wear them once a year to justify their place in my closet.

By the time I get rid of them, I will likely have eroded so badly I will be a foot shorter.

Oh well.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Skkkkkyyyyyy rockets in flight! Aaaaaaafternoon delight.....

Ho, ho, she's back with your afternoon crack hit.

You crazy people... miss me?

Let me tell you that for the past 3 months (THHHHRREEEEEE) I have been on grand jury duty. and now it is coming to an end.

And thank god for that.

I have come to some conclusions about crime n' sh*t in our lovely state"

1. I am waaaaaaaaay to smart to be a criminal.

2. If she says she's 18 but makes you drop her off at a middle school, you better pray she's a teacher and never, never, EVER have sex with her again.

3. Oxycontin costs about $30 wholesale.

Yeah, NOW you're hooked.

More later.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Holy bad weather Batman

It's beginning to feel like it hasn't stopped raining since 1978.

While I know that that is technically not true, it f*cking feels like it ok!

Yeah, see bad weather for 10,228 days makes me edgy.

The only partly sunny day we had last week was when the sun came up at like 5:30am and surprised me.

So of course I had to get up because my eyes were burning from the light....

And so now I have been cranky AND tired ever since. Grrrrrr. Fu*king weather.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Devil made me post it....

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you!

Six, six, so what.....

The real six-six-six to worry about was 2000 years ago on 6/6/6.

Though come to think of it, didn't the calendar get all messed up in the 1500's anyway.

Something about preventing vernal equinox drift?

Hmmm, well sleep with one eye open anyway people, Beezlebub is everywhere......

It's a fact, I AM shallow.

A recent news item reported that a shopkeeper was busted for selling cigarettes to a minor.

The clerk's defense was that as the "minor" was scantily clad, he was unfairly distracted, and that to be fined was clearly entrapment.

I agree.

If a guy came into MY shop scantily clad, not only would I likely give him a carton of smokes, but I'd throw in a six-pack fo' free!

Monday, June 05, 2006

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When a girl makes fun of a boy...................



Shoulda stayed in that coma buddy....

Ok - nevermind about the Sopranos.

Raise your hand if you thought Christafuh was going to get it when he was coming out of the diner.

Yeah, I thought so too.

They really need to up the body count for "next season".

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Saving the Best for Last

The thing with the Sopranos is that everyone bitches about all the crappy episodes that precede a great episode.

This night's episode opened with Moonlight Mile playing, the only Rolling Stones song I can listen to without going berserk.

Then later, when AJ is in a bar being all working class n' sh*t, Precious by the Pretenders is playing in the background. Fabulous stuff.

If they play anything by the Waitresses, my life will really be complete.

Woo hoo!