Hopefully I never get sued by AOL for spamming because it would really piss my Mom off if they dug up her backyard.
Just like Davis Hawke's mom.
AOL successfully sued Mr. Hawke for sending millions of spam emails to AOL customers. AOL was awarded $12 million bucks for the trouble but have yet to collect a penny.
(By the way, do you think any of the spammed customers will see a penny? I dowdit!)
Anyway, somehow AOL has gotten it in to their head that Mr. Hawke buried a crapload of gold and platinum bars in his parents backyard. And they plan to did them up.
How much do you want to bet that his folks have already dug 'em up and squirreled 'em out once they heard of AOL's plans...
AOL will be digging shortly and I think it'd be a hoot to go see what they turn up.