The Boston Geraldo is really going to town on the Modern Memo Scandal over at the Bawstin Gloob.
For the 94.5% of you who have no clue what the hell I am talking about, here is a brief synopsis:
1st - A great big concrete panel fell from the ceiling of a Big Digsaster tunnel, killing a woman.
2nd - A political showdown ensues while traffic turns into a massive clusterf*ck.
3rd - Everyone tries to fix the problem while blaming each other.
4th - A international man of mystery releases a memo that he wrote back in the day (when he was the safety dork at Modern Continental) saying that the tunnels were in fact made out of curds and whey and god help us all.
5th - The Bawstin Gloob publishes this Modern Memo and is all high and mightily proud.
6th - Modern Continental (gasping carcass of a business these days) wheezes back to life just enough to say the memo is a fake.
7th - The Boston Geraldo has multiple orgasms at their sudden good fortune.
8th - The Boston Geraldo figures out that the int'l man of mystery is actually from a little town east of Southie called Galway. Where he didn't attend university or serve in the military like he said he did.
9th - An Irish guy taking the mickey on a bunch of uptight Bawstin blowhards - seems like something I've seen before...
I can't wait to see where this is going to end up.