Wednesday, July 18, 2012

True or false.....

According to, the wee isle of Nantucket is "a posh island resort".

Dear readers who frequent the lil' rock o' Nantucket: is this true?

Or would you say this is false?
(about the posh resortyness of it all, I mean)

And before you decide, please note that the following movies are set in a "posh island resort":

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Evil Under the Sun
The Marine 2
You see a pattern here? I surely do.

Uh oh the Gods are pissed!

There is a wicked storm just passing to the north of the office today.

This is at 2pm or so today.

Scary looking. Also with lightning - sheets and bolts.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Oh Bobby K, please don't. Just, don't.

Trust me, I think everyone should be doing "it" until they drop dead. People move on in life and that is a good thing.

However there is something about this:

That reminds me of that:

This is just not gonna end well. No, not at all.

Saturday, July 07, 2012

I am not the only one who does this, right?

I noticed that when I hear gunshots, I count the minutes between shots fired and police sirens the same way I count the seconds between a lightning flash and a thunderclap to see how far away the storm is.

And yes, I can tell the difference between a firecracker and a gun shot. Firecrackers don't wake me up at 12:40am.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

A new entry in the Canon of Truly Useless Crap

A two mile bridal train has got to be the most pointless thing created by man, after the square wheel, of course.

If you can convince me of the artistic merit or relative social value of a two mile long veil, I will mail you a two dollar bill.


Friday, March 16, 2012

Skunk or Weed?

There is a section on my street that every so often seriously stinks like skunk. 

Super pungent skunk.

But since it happens in the same general area, at about the same general time, more than once a week I am beginning to think it might not be a skunk. 

I think someone rolled one of these:

Doooonnnn't bogaaart that joinnnnnt m'friend....

Ooh, I need some Cheetos.