Friday, August 04, 2006

I love parrot jokes.

This was originally sent to me by my friend El Presidente. I still think it's f*cking hilarious.


A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store.

She stops to admire the bird but the parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady is furious and storms off to work.

On the way home she sees the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are still really ugly."

She is incredibly ticked now and stomps her way home.

The next day on the way to work she again sees the same parrot and again it says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

The lady is so steamed that she storms into the store and threats to sue the store and have the bird killed.

The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird will never say it again.

The next day, the lady walked past the store and the parrot squalks, "Hey lady."

She pauses with an icy stare, "Yes?!".

The bird, strutting back and forth on its perch in a cocky manner, says, "You know!"

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