Oh but you know what? It is SH*T hot out.
Right now I am sitting here shvitzing like you would not believe and for some reason I am completely dusty, like a powdered donut.
I think it was from the half-assed weeding in the garden I did earlier.
But really I am too hot to be funny or in any way creative.
Eh, more tomorrow. The weather will break and I will feel less like a lint-covered half-sucked Lifesaver at the bottom of Nana's handbag.
So in the meantime, here is a little double hotness to take the edge off.