Currently I am down with love.
But I am ever hopeful that Cupid's own WMD will one day pierce the strip of jerky I call a heart.
In the meantime, I use the Love-o-Meter to gauge the relationship potential of prospective mates.
It is a tool I highly recommend as it is clearly based on complicated science.
My own results:
Me + Angelina Jolie = 95.5%
Me + My Little Pony = 95.5%
Me + Myself = 95%
Me + the Golden Gate Bridge = 91.5%
Me + George W. Bush = 85.5% ( uh oh)
Me + William Clinton = 85%
Me + Tom Cruise = 77.5%
Me + Osama Bin Laden = 75%
Me + Superman = 68.5 (what? less than Osama? That's SO wrong....)
Me + Van Halen = 68
Me + Brad Pitt = 38%