Oh my holy frozen moly - it is COLD out. When did this happen? How come there is not a French Toast warning system for really frickin' COLD????
My neighbor calls it "pissicle" cold. Which means that when he goes and he pees outside, it makes a sort of icicle.
Yep, I surely do live in the CLASSY part of town. Um, rather the KLASSY part of town.