I just have to say that I am so very fortunate that I have an Evil Twin who gets it when I say I kicked someone's puppy.
Who will drive me to work even if it means going to work an hour early herself.
Who will make fun of my unfortunate taste in men, but ease the pain with pitchers of Bloody Mary's.
Who has the same breakfast-for-dinner schedule as me.
Who introduces me to all the cool things I know about - especially to Friendly Toast. FRIENDLY TOAST!!! FRIEEEEEENNNNNDLY TOOOOOAST!!!!!!!!!!! And to great mascara.
Who is the only person in the world who can jolly me into good humor with coffee, a donut, and a coupla puppy kicks.
Really, life is all about winning the sibling lottery.
Makes everything, especially Mondays, SO much better.
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Thanks Sis. But I do have to mention your hero tactics...what about the time I had too much to drink somewhere on Lansdowne Street (yeah,I'm classy) and I couldn't get a taxi so you climbed out of bed got into the Crest-colored toyota and came to my rescue and even pulled over when I decided that throwing up in the gutter was a good idea.
And saving my life in the f*cked focus by telling me to put my seatbelt on...see? You're a super hero too...
Thanks to you I am still alive.
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