Ok so this is an older story, but hey, it's always gonna be funny.
Some time ago I was browsing through the local Chez Marshalls and kept running across the same two little old ladies shopping.
(great, I have the same taste as little old granny. greaaaaaaaaaaat.)
Anyway, I am in the beauty creams and potions aisle and these two grannies are going crazy with the testers. A squirt of this, a pump of that, having a grand old time.
Then one little biddy says to the other: "I don't know about this one, it goes on a bit sticky" They converse momentarily about this crappy cream then toddle off.
Curious to see which cream could not cut the mustard, I went to have a looky-loo for myself.
Lo and behold they'd been slathering on jam.
Straight outta the jar.
I guess that would explain the stickiness.