My co-worker, Accountant-by-Day sent me this gem from Mitch Hedberg:
Some songs have a special meaning for man in regards to a woman.
But this can backfire because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with and now it's been cheapened.
"We are the world/We are children/We are the ones who make a better life/So let's keep on giving. "
"Remember that song baby? The night I f*cked you in the pet cemetery?