Every year my Mom gives me a nice little Valentine gift, so for me, Valentine's Day means that my Mommy lurves me!
And I like to spread the joy, so this year I've been making sugar cookies designed like those NECCO conversation hearts to give to my friends and co-workers. Because if you get 1000 Valentine's or just the one, at least it's better than none.
I've kept the sayings pretty generic - "Be Mine", "U R Nice", "Text Me"....
But a little Cupid sent me the following photo. Totally inappropriate, completely NSFW, and oh yeah, it came from Europe, where the c-word is used like we 'Mericans use the word "b*tch!".
You've been warned!