Saturday, February 17, 2007

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?

First Anna Nicole kicks it.

Then Britney shaves her head and goes to a tattoo parlor where she is described as being very unhappy, jittery, and tired of people touching her. (Maybe a tattoo wasn't the best thing to do to a person in that state of mind...)

Here is this young woman (25) with two kids, a soon-to-be-ex hubby, a predisposition toward taking off her clothes in nightclub, a preference for going commando and flashing her c-section to the paparazzi. Gee, I wonder why no one will leave her alone?

Quite frankly I think that the only reason she left rehab in Antigua is because the paparazzi were not hanging off the gate.

I am beginning to think that K-Fed left her, not the other way round.

Now I wouldn't be surprised if Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton took their relationship to the next level and had a commitment ceremony this summer in P-Town.

Or if Michael Jackson put his kids on tour this summer billed as "The Jackson 5.2"

Maybe we'll see Mary Kate cave in to the pressure to gain about 6 ounces and eat her sister Ashley in a fit of pique.

Surreality - coming soon to a tabloid near you!

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