First Anna Nicole kicks it.
Then Britney shaves her head and goes to a tattoo parlor where she is described as being very unhappy, jittery, and tired of people touching her. (Maybe a tattoo wasn't the best thing to do to a person in that state of mind...)
Here is this young woman (25) with two kids, a soon-to-be-ex hubby, a predisposition toward taking off her clothes in nightclub, a preference for going commando and flashing her c-section to the paparazzi. Gee, I wonder why no one will leave her alone?
Quite frankly I think that the only reason she left rehab in Antigua is because the paparazzi were not hanging off the gate.
I am beginning to think that K-Fed left her, not the other way round.
Now I wouldn't be surprised if Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton took their relationship to the next level and had a commitment ceremony this summer in P-Town.
Or if Michael Jackson put his kids on tour this summer billed as "The Jackson 5.2"
Maybe we'll see Mary Kate cave in to the pressure to gain about 6 ounces and eat her sister Ashley in a fit of pique.
Surreality - coming soon to a tabloid near you!