Okay okay, I will own up to watching most of the "Welcome Back Kotter" marathon that was on this weekend.
And so now I am obsessed with the seventies-style insult like "Up your nose with a rubber hose" and the friendlier "Not so far with a chocolate bar!"
I mean c'mon, rhyming insults just take it to a MUCH better place.
Next time some mofo cuts you off at the rotary, don't flip the bird.
Instead try a rhyming insult.