Apparently I live under a rock and had no idea that the Emmy's are on tonight.
What the hell is up with the Emmys anyway? It's the inbred love child of the Golden Globes and the Oscars.
Clearly the producers are trying waaaay too hard. The jokes are strained, the interactions between actors stilted and quite possibly the opening sequence of Oprah introducing the past five winners in the Best Reality TV Show Host category followed by Tom Bergeron and William Shatner tearing off Heidi Klum's clothes was the most AWKWARD opening sequence in awards ceremony history.
Especially when that could have been a MUCH hotter moment in TV history. But c'mon. A threesome with Bergeron and Shatner?