When celebs in HoHoHollywood don't do anything retarded for a while, gossip people start to make sh*t up.
Like saying people are pregnant just because the cracker they ate for lunch is distending their malnourished little bellies.
Well for s&g's let just say that if we use today as day one of conception then the following people ought to be squeezing out spawn on or before June 7th, 2008.
Top Five Hollywood Pregnancies:
1. Christina Aguilera
2. Jennifer Lopez
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Jamie Lyn Spears - yup, Britney's little sis!
5. Jake Gyllenhaal - yeah, no sh*t huh. No wonder Reece dumped his ass.
Tick tock tick tock!
Only 268 days to go!