A woman gets on the bus with her baby.
The bus driver shoots her a quick look and says: “Holy shit lady, that's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!”
Steaming mad, the woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down.
Fuming, she turns to the man sitting next to her and says: “That goddam driver just insulted me!”
The man looks at her kindly and says: “You go right up there honey and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”