Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Who crapped in the punch bowl?

Back at the beginning of February, Punxsutawney Phil of Pennsylvania (a groundhog), bumbled out of his little abode on Gobbler's Hill and saw his wee shadow.

Saw his shadow = 6 more weeks of winter.

And this is how the remaining length of winter has been determined since forever.

So I have been tracking the remaining weeks on a chaulkboard at work.

And you would not believe the amount of people who have complained that this is misleading information.

Hello! It's the prediction of a GROUNDHOG, not scientifriggin fact!!!

This confirms my opinion that lots of people are retarded.

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