Back at the beginning of February, Punxsutawney Phil of Pennsylvania (a groundhog), bumbled out of his little abode on Gobbler's Hill and saw his wee shadow.
Saw his shadow = 6 more weeks of winter.
And this is how the remaining length of winter has been determined since forever.
So I have been tracking the remaining weeks on a chaulkboard at work.
And you would not believe the amount of people who have complained that this is misleading information.
Hello! It's the prediction of a GROUNDHOG, not scientifriggin fact!!!
This confirms my opinion that lots of people are retarded.