Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Death Cab for a Cutie

The end result of the Big Dig moving all the big diggers out of downtown Boston is that now taxi cabs can drive faster than the speed of light.

Thanks to my Lebanese driver, I learned the Lebanese word for cedar tree ("erz"? I think). I also found out that it IS possible to travel in time.

Pretty much I got to my destination before I even knew where I was going.

This is one of those times when you feel like this:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's the Boston Cabbies that have all the knowledge in this city. Have you ever met a cabbie that WASN'T in grad school or had some serious connection with "the man upstairs?" Come on now. We don't have an ass chance of becoming a cab driver in beantown.

Anonymous said...

Speak for yourself my friend.

I am a friggin' GENIUS!