The end result of the Big Dig moving all the big diggers out of downtown Boston is that now taxi cabs can drive faster than the speed of light.
Thanks to my Lebanese driver, I learned the Lebanese word for cedar tree ("erz"? I think). I also found out that it IS possible to travel in time.
Pretty much I got to my destination before I even knew where I was going.
This is one of those times when you feel like this: