When I was a kid, Valentines Day meant giving (and hopefully getting) really silly Valentines Day cards in flimsy envelopes sealed with a puffy heart sticker.
Today on the radio I heard an ad for a place that is offering Botox specials for couples to give each other.
Quite frankly that is like buying your significant big white underpants in a three pack.
Giving it will prevent any sexual encounter for at least three weeks, guaranteed.
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