You heard it here first.

Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are NOT getting married. At least according to the NYT they're not.

I would just like to point out that I called that already here and here - and of that original list only Tory & Dean are still together. That's sad.

Anyway. I just wanted to point that out.

My new theory is that in a few years (maybe one, or perhaps three) they are going to run away together and get married on a beach in secret. Or on a ski slope in secret.

And when they do, remember, you read THAT here first.