It's because some demented Christmas elf vomited all over my house.
No. Not really. But it sure as sh*t looks like it.
In some odd moment of Christmas Past dementia I decorated my house with great swaths of greenery, hauled up the fake white Christmas tree from the basement, and dragged out a ridiculously large box of ornaments.
Which is why I haven't been posting lately.
And now I am going to spend the weekend cooking for Christmas!
So if you are looking for me, you will find me over on my other blog: Calamity Shazaam in the Kitchen.
I've fired up the stove and have a little Otis Redding Radio tuning in on Pandora.
See you there!