A woman in North Carolina is being charged with malicious castration after she assaulted the genitals of a man at a Christmas party.
Ok, firstly, there was no weapon in involved yet the victim needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage.
I know! Riiiight.
Secondly, who brings out the nuts at a Christmas party?!?
Gad, the holidays really f*ck people up like no other time of the year.