Ew!

I get that Donald Trump has a craplot of money.

I get that he is one of those geezers that cannot deal with hairloss and who prefers to sport a totally grody, totally tacky, overly hairsprayed, gauzy looking comb-over.

I get that he enjoys saying "You're FIE-erd" and doing the four finger poke salute.

What I don't get is why on earth he would date his own daughter.

Firstly, Ivanka looks like she was weaned on a pickle.

And secondly, is he kidding?

Ivanka would never go for someone with such a crappy comb over.