What the F*CK!?!?!?!
Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Self-righteous. Boring. Bogus. Self-absorbed. Boring. Boring. Boring.Boring. Boring. Boring.Boring. Boring. Boring.
What you missed:
The Music
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The Host
Jon Stewart: Hi! Unfunny comment. Unfunny comment. Unfunny comment. Unfunny comment. Unfunny comment. Unfunny comment. Unfunny comment. Unfunny comment. Unfunny comment.
The Presenters
Blah. Blah. Blah. Movies rule.Blah. Blah. Blah. Directors rock. Blah. Blah. Blah. Revered industry.Blah. Blah. Blah. I hope this gig gets me some scripts. Blah. Blah. Blah. Unfunny comment.
The Actors
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, pumm pum pun pumm pmmm punn punn (lots of trumpetty orchestra music) - NO WAIITT I'M NOT DONE!!! me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
The Awards
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And then the 11 o'clock news.
PS: And another thing. George Clooney - you can stop being such a blowhard.
For crying out loud you were on The Facts of Life!!!!!!!
GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!
1 comment:
I meant to congratulate you for this review, it saved me a hell of a lot of trouble. The sooner the gay cowboy/shepard jokes are finished the better as well.
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