I love working at a bakery. It smells nice, tastes nice, and it's fun to decorate cakes for a living.
People are happy in a bakery - so long as you stay off the topic of weather forecasting groundhogs and don't gender identify gingerbread people.
The downside is that I ALWAYS smell like a cupcake.
And small children eat bits of frosting off my pant leg.
Or they point to me at the supermarket and say "cookie! cookie" creating a very awkward moment for parents who
a) haven't yet twigged that the nanny feeds Junior illicit sugary cookies
b) don't know that I am the person who works at the bakery, not some random creep walking the streets giving Precious a cookie!
Plus, if I eat one more crackaroon - I think I will die.