Easily the most maligned cake in the entire universe, a good fruitcake is actually really quite... good!
How do I know this? Because I made one and ate it and I thought it was darn good.
Monks like fruitcake: Monastery Fruitcake
There is a society to protect fruitcake: Fruitcake Society
Feel free to send me any and all unwanted fruitcake.
Just don't call me a fruitcake.
That would just be insulting.