"What in the wide wide world of sports is goin' on over here? I hired you to get a little track laid, not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
Blazing Saddles. Funniest f*&%ing movie I have ever seen.
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Sheriff Bart: "That sounds like the last act of a desperate man."
Howard Johnson: "I don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth - we're leaving."
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Pastor of Rock Ridge: "Dear Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task - or are we just jerking off?"
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Hymn in Church: "Now is a time of great decision, or we to stay or up and quit - I guess there's only one conclusion, our town is turning into shit."
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How about: "Mongo is but pawn in game of life."
Or - Bart: "As I am your host and you are my guest, what would you like to do?"
Jim: "Play chess...screw."
Bart: "Okay, let's play chess."
...
"Never mind that shit, here' comes Mongo"
"Blow it out your ass, Howard."
....
"The sheriff is a (bell rings)."
"What did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is near."
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Hedley Lamarr: "Qualifications?..." Villain: "Rape, arson and rape." Heldey Lamarr: "Yous said rape twice." Villain: "I like rape."
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Hedley: "Qualifcations?..." Bart in KKK suit: "Stampeding cattle.." Hedley: "Nothing too strange in that..." Bart: "...through the Vatican." Hedley: "Aaahhh - kinky."
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Taggart: "Then we do a number six on them." Heldey: "I'm not familiar with that one." Taggart: "That's when we go into two, a whopping and a whupping and shoot every man in sight." Hedley: "What about the women?" Taggart: "We rape the shit out of the women at the number six dance."
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"The fool said...the sheriff said he'd do it."
"Hold it - one move and the n**ger's dead."
"Oh baby you are so talented - and they are so dumb."
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Bart "Are we awake?" Jim: "Are we black" Bart: "Yes we are." Jim: "Then we must be awake."
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Henchman: "I'll send down a team of horses..." Taggart: "Horses? Send down a couple of n**gers."
Sheriff Bart: "That sounds like the last act of a desperate man."
Howard Johnson: "I don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth - we're leaving."
....
Pastor of Rock Ridge: "Dear Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task - or are we just jerking off?"
....
Hymn in Church: "Now is a time of great decision, or we to stay or up and quit - I guess there's only one conclusion, our town is turning into shit."
....
How about: "Mongo is but pawn in game of life."
Or - Bart: "As I am your host and you are my guest, what would you like to do?"
Jim: "Play chess...screw."
Bart: "Okay, let's play chess."
...
"Never mind that shit, here' comes Mongo"
"Blow it out your ass, Howard."
....
"The sheriff is a (bell rings)."
"What did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is near."
....
Hedley Lamarr: "Qualifications?..." Villain: "Rape, arson and rape." Heldey Lamarr: "You said rape twice." Villain: "I like rape."
....
Hedley: "Qualifcations?..." Bart in KKK suit: "Stampeding cattle.." Hedley: "Nothing too strange in that..." Bart: "...through the Vatican." Hedley: "Aaahhh - kinky."
....
Taggart: "Then we do a number six on them." Heldey: "I'm not familiar with that one." Taggart: "That's when we go into town, a whopping and a whupping and shoot every man in sight." Hedley: "What about the women?" Taggart: "We rape the shit out of the women at the number six dance."
....
"The fool said...the sheriff said he'd do it."
"Hold it - one move and the n**ger's dead."
"Oh baby you are so talented - and they are so dumb."
....
Bart "Are we awake?" Jim: "Are we black" Bart: "Yes we are." Jim: "Then we must be awake."
....
Henchman: "I'll send down a team of horses..." Taggart: "Horses? Send down a couple of n**gers."
....
"Meet me in my dwessing woom."
"By nightfall he will be like sauerkraut in my arms."
"Is it twue what they said about you people being 'talented' (Unzipping noise) Oh it's twue, it's twue, it's twue"
Hitler actor: "They lose me after the bunker scene."
"My friends call me Jim but you can call me...Jim."
Hedley's final words, looking at Douglas Fairbanks's hand prints: "How did he do such fantastic stunts with such tiny feet?"
Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
3 comments:
Sheriff Bart: "That sounds like the last act of a desperate man."
Howard Johnson: "I don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth - we're leaving."
....
Pastor of Rock Ridge: "Dear Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task - or are we just jerking off?"
....
Hymn in Church: "Now is a time of great decision, or we to stay or up and quit - I guess there's only one conclusion, our town is turning into shit."
....
How about: "Mongo is but pawn in game of life."
Or - Bart: "As I am your host and you are my guest, what would you like to do?"
Jim: "Play chess...screw."
Bart: "Okay, let's play chess."
...
"Never mind that shit, here' comes Mongo"
"Blow it out your ass, Howard."
....
"The sheriff is a (bell rings)."
"What did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is near."
....
Hedley Lamarr: "Qualifications?..."
Villain: "Rape, arson and rape."
Heldey Lamarr: "Yous said rape twice."
Villain: "I like rape."
....
Hedley: "Qualifcations?..."
Bart in KKK suit: "Stampeding cattle.."
Hedley: "Nothing too strange in that..."
Bart: "...through the Vatican."
Hedley: "Aaahhh - kinky."
....
Taggart: "Then we do a number six on them."
Heldey: "I'm not familiar with that one."
Taggart: "That's when we go into two, a whopping and a whupping and shoot every man in sight."
Hedley: "What about the women?"
Taggart: "We rape the shit out of the women at the number six dance."
....
"The fool said...the sheriff said he'd do it."
"Hold it - one move and the n**ger's dead."
"Oh baby you are so talented - and they are so dumb."
....
Bart "Are we awake?"
Jim: "Are we black"
Bart: "Yes we are."
Jim: "Then we must be awake."
....
Henchman: "I'll send down a team of horses..."
Taggart: "Horses? Send down a couple of n**gers."
....
"Meet me in my dwessing woom."
I've got to stop. Damn I love that movie.
Sheriff Bart: "That sounds like the last act of a desperate man."
Howard Johnson: "I don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth - we're leaving."
....
Pastor of Rock Ridge: "Dear Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task - or are we just jerking off?"
....
Hymn in Church: "Now is a time of great decision, or we to stay or up and quit - I guess there's only one conclusion, our town is turning into shit."
....
How about: "Mongo is but pawn in game of life."
Or - Bart: "As I am your host and you are my guest, what would you like to do?"
Jim: "Play chess...screw."
Bart: "Okay, let's play chess."
...
"Never mind that shit, here' comes Mongo"
"Blow it out your ass, Howard."
....
"The sheriff is a (bell rings)."
"What did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is near."
....
Hedley Lamarr: "Qualifications?..."
Villain: "Rape, arson and rape."
Heldey Lamarr: "You said rape twice."
Villain: "I like rape."
....
Hedley: "Qualifcations?..."
Bart in KKK suit: "Stampeding cattle.."
Hedley: "Nothing too strange in that..."
Bart: "...through the Vatican."
Hedley: "Aaahhh - kinky."
....
Taggart: "Then we do a number six on them."
Heldey: "I'm not familiar with that one."
Taggart: "That's when we go into town, a whopping and a whupping and shoot every man in sight."
Hedley: "What about the women?"
Taggart: "We rape the shit out of the women at the number six dance."
....
"The fool said...the sheriff said he'd do it."
"Hold it - one move and the n**ger's dead."
"Oh baby you are so talented - and they are so dumb."
....
Bart "Are we awake?"
Jim: "Are we black"
Bart: "Yes we are."
Jim: "Then we must be awake."
....
Henchman: "I'll send down a team of horses..."
Taggart: "Horses? Send down a couple of n**gers."
....
"Meet me in my dwessing woom."
"By nightfall he will be like sauerkraut in my arms."
"Is it twue what they said about you people being 'talented' (Unzipping noise) Oh it's twue, it's twue, it's twue"
Hitler actor: "They lose me after the bunker scene."
"My friends call me Jim but you can call me...Jim."
Hedley's final words, looking at Douglas Fairbanks's hand prints: "How did he do such fantastic stunts with such tiny feet?"
I've got to stop. Damn I love that movie.
Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
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