Maybe you have heard about George and Jennifer Hyatte. They are the bozo husband and wife team who shot his way out of custody.
Seemingly while the hubby was being transferred, the little wifey showed up, began blasting away, killed one guard, injured the others, and off they went - to Motel 6.
You just shot up law enforcement! You should be camping in the WOODS, not in cheapo motels where the guy at the front desk can make a few bucks from turning your criminal asses in!
So dumb, they should be in the pokey for stupidity alone!