Game One goes to the Sox.
But I am still not excited.
Because in truth I am really just a Pats fan.
Because it's only Game One. It's not like it's Game 7 of the World Series.
Ahhhhhh, but I do think Jason Varitek is hawwwwt.
Even if I wouldn't recognize him in person. Not even if he walked up to me and handed me a baseball that David Ortiz hit out of the park in the bottom of the tied up ninth in Game Seven of the World Series against the Yanks.
Or something like that....