Monday, June 25, 2007

I think he meant "Bongo Hits 4 Jesus"

The Supreme Court today told this kid that he couldn't fly a banner at his school that read "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" because it promoted drug use. The kid just said it was a non-nonsensical saying.

Uh, are you kidding?

"Bong Hits 4 Jesus" means to smoke marijuana out of a bong in the name of Jesus. Duh.

But why bother smoking pot in the name of someone so unappreciative?

Why not "Bong Hits 4 Jerry Garcia"? Or "Bong Hits 4 Cheech"?

I mean really, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" is like "Bong Hits 4 Rumsfield" - a buzz kill man.

1 comment:

a.k.a. Zooomabooma said...

Promoted drug use? But if I have a sign that says DOG TREATS 4 CASSIDY that would mean the dog treats are for my dog Cassidy. So Bong Hits 4 Jesus probably just means the pot is only for Jesus. Does that really promote drug use?!!??! Blah yada blah whatever.