I know that talking about The Weather is, uh, passe, but I just want to say that I want a mulligan.
I barely even have a farmer's tan. Being excited on account of two consecutive days without rain is depressing.
I want it hot HOT. I want to stick to car seats. I want to go for a swim at the beach. I want ice cream to melt down the side of the cone. I want heat and strong sunlight and dry ground and sand flicking off the back of my flip-flips.
Things are dire when you can't find your sunglasses, but aren't too pushed to get a new pair...
Y'know what I mean?
At the least it could be raining Diet Coke....