Skkkkkyyyyyy rockets in flight! Aaaaaaafternoon delight.....

Ho, ho, she's back with your afternoon crack hit.

You crazy people... miss me?

Let me tell you that for the past 3 months (THHHHRREEEEEE) I have been on grand jury duty. and now it is coming to an end.

And thank god for that.

I have come to some conclusions about crime n' sh*t in our lovely state"

1. I am waaaaaaaaay to smart to be a criminal.

2. If she says she's 18 but makes you drop her off at a middle school, you better pray she's a teacher and never, never, EVER have sex with her again.

3. Oxycontin costs about $30 wholesale.

Yeah, NOW you're hooked.

More later.