I wish I knew the kinds of people who wade chest deep into a lake and stick their duct-taped hands into catfish lairs, then grab the damn fish with their bare hands.
If I knew these kinds of people I would be out gigging and drinking instead of sweating and blogging.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
What ELSE weighs in at 14 friggin' pounds?
A woman in Kentucky gave birth to a FOURTEEN baby.
Unlike the woman in Wisconsin last month who gave birth to a 13lb 12oz baby which they then nicknamed "Big Enchilada".
I shit you not.
Don't believe me, click this.
Quite frankly, it literally gives me a pain to think about it.
And it got me thinking: What else weighs 14 pounds?
A medium sized turkey.
A portable kyack
A bowling ball
A brown trout
A case of circus peanuts
Now would anyone want to birth any of the above?
I think not.
Unlike the woman in Wisconsin last month who gave birth to a 13lb 12oz baby which they then nicknamed "Big Enchilada".
I shit you not.
Don't believe me, click this.
Quite frankly, it literally gives me a pain to think about it.
And it got me thinking: What else weighs 14 pounds?
A medium sized turkey.
A portable kyack
A bowling ball
A brown trout
A case of circus peanuts
Now would anyone want to birth any of the above?
I think not.
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