And you know that the Bomb Squad really REALLY wanted to bring out the water cannon and blow that sh*t up, even after seeing nothing to indicate that it was a bomb on x-ray.
Because blowing stuff up is AWESOME! Just ask Michael Bay.
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I know it is old news, but I STILL can't get over the fact that a woman in Kansas sat on a toilet for two years.
As a matter of fact I am a little obsessed by that. I mean my bathroom is the most boring room in my house and when I know I am going to be in there for a while, I will admit to bringing reading material in there with me.
Plus it's got to be funny which is how I got through The Frogs. I would have never read it otherwise - outside of high school anyway.
But I don't think I have ever gotten past the half-hour mark. Unless you count that time I had the most awful, horrendous, attack of food poisoning, and then sitting there was more for convenience.
Yep, TWO whole years. I am fascinated.
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And finally this story that I just do not get.
A bunch of knitters in Ohio are knitting tree cozys.
It's a public art thing, and oh my gosh I think it looks SO pretty. But I bet there are people out there who could use a person cozy.
Like maybe homeless people.
And maybe the tree is like "what the f*ck Grandma is with this stupid sweater?! No one on the block wears stripes anymore. Puh-leeease!"
I am just saying...
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