The term "whipped" can be applied to cream, butter, potatoes.... all manner of deliciousity.
It can also be used in reference to the guy on "Deal or No Deal" who obeyed his wife's command and lost $1,000,000.
He was pretending to decide whether to take the "Deal" or not - at her behest he had already passed up a tailgating truck that came with Superbowl tickets, on field tickets, lunch with the team, sex with a cheerleader.... stuff like that, oh and $97,000 cash.
Yep, she made him turn that down.
Instead, when he had four cases left, plus his own, the banker offered him $197,000 down from a previous offer of $240,000.
And his wife says "take the money, honey" and looks totally pissed while he thinks about it. She tells him again to take the money, reminding him that he has debts to pay, squinting her eyes, and crossing her arms.
Then she shoots him a look that says: IF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS OFFER I SWEAR TO JESUS THAT I WILL NEVER LET YOU SEE ME NAKED EVER AGAIN AND I WILL ALSO REMIND YOU OF YOUR FAILURES AS A MAN FOR ALL THE REST OF OUR DAYS TOGETHER
Even I felt it. It was terrifying. I thought my tv would burst into flames.
And he immediately took the deal.
But then in the end, even though he was whipped, she looked like the a@@hole because it turned out that he had the $1,000,000 case.
At least he'll still get to see her nekkid!
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