The Supreme Court today told this kid that he couldn't fly a banner at his school that read "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" because it promoted drug use. The kid just said it was a non-nonsensical saying.
Uh, are you kidding?
"Bong Hits 4 Jesus" means to smoke marijuana out of a bong in the name of Jesus. Duh.
But why bother smoking pot in the name of someone so unappreciative?
Why not "Bong Hits 4 Jerry Garcia"? Or "Bong Hits 4 Cheech"?
I mean really, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" is like "Bong Hits 4 Rumsfield" - a buzz kill man.
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Promoted drug use? But if I have a sign that says DOG TREATS 4 CASSIDY that would mean the dog treats are for my dog Cassidy. So Bong Hits 4 Jesus probably just means the pot is only for Jesus. Does that really promote drug use?!!??! Blah yada blah whatever.
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