Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Biz-coaty

Listen up you f**ing mo-ron!

If you are going to ask for a biscotti, and your first language is English, please, please, PLEASE, do not pronounce it as "biz-coaty".

It makes you sound like the completely pretentious f**ktard that you seem to be.

Or if you have to do it, do us a favor and pronounce everything else with that same stupid fakccent.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lily, the customer is always right. I would like 'af a duzen skons pliz'.